From a friend in Wyoming

After the last couple of days of "no school" due to snow predictions and icy conditions, I received this from a friend. Guess the author wanted to show how much tougher Wyomingites are than the rest of the world?

Cold is a relative thing.......BRRRRRR!!!

65 ABOVE ZERO
Floridians turn on the heat
People in Wyoming plant gardens

60 ABOVE ZERO
Californians shiver uncontrollably
People in Wyoming sunbathe

50 ABOVE ZERO
Italian and English cars won't start
People in Wyoming drive with the windows down

40 ABOVE ZERO
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats
People in Wyoming throw on a flannel shirt

35 ABOVE ZERO
New York landlords finally turn up the heat
People in Wyoming have the last cookout before it gets cold

20 ABOVE ZERO
People in Miami all die
People in Wyoming close the windows

ZERO
Californians fly away to Mexico
People in Wyoming get out their winter coats

10 BELOW ZERO
Hollywood disintegrates
Girl Scouts in Wyoming are selling cookies door to door

20 BELOW ZERO
Washington DC runs out of hot air
People in Wyoming let the dogs sleep indoors

30 BELOW ZERO
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole
People in Wyoming get upset because they can't start the snow mobile

40 BELOW ZERO
ALL atomic motion stops
People in Wyoming start saying. . . ."Cold enough fer ya?"

50 BELOW ZERO
Hell freezes over
Wyoming public schools will open 2 hours late.